{"product_id":"undiagnosed-but-highly-optimized-t-shirt-black","title":"UNDIAGNOSED BUT HIGHLY OPTIMIZED T-SHIRT BLACK","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe UNDIAGNOSED BUT HIGHLY OPTIMIZED tee is for the overthinkers, system-builders, tab-hoarders, and self-improvement side quest enjoyers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA clean internet-culture graphic shirt for anyone who may not have answers, but definitely has routines, notes, folders, frameworks, and a suspiciously specific plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo diagnosis. Maximum optimization.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeavyweight t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e100 % Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton*\u003c\/span\u003e with garment-dyed finish for a lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e with side seams and shoulder taping that hold their shape wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEthically produced\u003c\/span\u003e in WRAP-certified facilities; low-impact dyes \u0026amp; reduced water use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTumble Dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLow\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBleach\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOnly non-chlorine\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry clean\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIron\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"DBG Apparel","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":42274194292791,"sku":"09e91411-6a36-42be-b627-c34537d30823","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":42274194325559,"sku":"c144b064-1f98-4ab0-bbb2-2883eb5aa3f2","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42274194358327,"sku":"0f9e2678-bdd8-4b77-a52d-c32a4c7076c1","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42274194391095,"sku":"bd7a40ee-34b8-4b87-a627-1c3473aef19c","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42274194423863,"sku":"4984391b-701d-49dd-8a15-f63266b21607","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42274194456631,"sku":"b325b543-f470-4c04-b9dc-612486f062d1","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/7130\/6295\/files\/undiagnosed-but-highly-optimized-black-graphic-t-shirt-dbg-apparel.webp?v=1781732277","url":"https:\/\/dbgapparel.store\/products\/undiagnosed-but-highly-optimized-t-shirt-black","provider":"DBG Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}